henryconradtaylor:

“Smile Dip! I thought this stuff was banned in America!”

“Maybe they had a good reason…”

(Source: henryconradtaylor)

adebimpe:

i put these contacts on and walked up behind my mom and said “my eyes kind of hurt can you take a look at them for me”

and she turned around and had about 3 seconds of complete panic which i would have enjoyed were i actually able to see it through these lenses but it was still worth it

then she kept going “THAT’S REALLY FREAKY, HOW FREAKY, STOP THAT, SO SCARY, STOP, GO AWAY”

(Source: damaramegido)

tavybby:

How to break a Karkat